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roryink:

nerdiegirlie:

when they were prepping me for the surgery the nurse put one of those cloth hats over my head to keep the hair out of my face

she said “here’s your party hat”

and i was already trippin balls so I said 

"yaAAY paaaarty"

and wiggled around on the table like a gleeful slug

i think about this post sometimes and it makes me grin like a dope

(via leftnipple)

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dolewhip:

my entire musical career

thatdamnedamerican:

you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk

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(Source: 2pcanadas, via repeat1ng-apolog1es)

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dejantendu:

i spent this year as a ghost
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